Josh Irby

Live from Sarajevo

Some Craetiv Spam

Spam. Of all the spam I receive in this spam-filled world, perhaps blog-spam is the funniest. I thought I would share some with you.

Most try to get their comments accepted by using flattery:

  • As Chlaire Sheen says, this article is “WINNING!”
  • Never would have thunk I would find this so inidspensbale.
  • Unbelievable how well-wrtietn and informative this was.
  • I have exactly what info I want. Check, please. Wait, it’s free? Awsmeoe!
  • Great post I must say. Simple but yet interesting and engaging. Keep up a good work!
  • I have just discovered your website and get pleasure from each and every article. I admire your talent.

But, their horrendous spleling gives them away:

  • Ya learn somteinhg new everyday. It’s true I guess!
  • Who did you pay to do your blog? Its really nicely designed I bet that is why you get so much traffic!
  • Arcitels like this make life so much simpler.
  • Finllay! This is just what I was looking for.
  • Wow, this is in every repscet what I needed to know.
  • Way to go on this essay, heepld a ton.
  • And I thought I was the sensible one. Thanks for steintg me straight.
  • Geez, that’s unbeilveable. Kudos and such.
  • None can doubt the veracity of this airtcle.
  • Many many quialty points there.
  • Right on-this helped me sort thgins right out.
  • Yup, that shloud defo do the trick!

(if you are having trouble finding the spelling errors, perhaps there might be a career for you in the world of blog-spam)

Most often, it is the complete lack of sense that identifies the comment as spam:

  • An interesting discussion is price comment. I believe that you need to write extra on this topic, it won’t be a taboo subject but usually persons are not sufficient to talk on such topics. To the next. Cheers
  • First off, I wish to thank you in the stellar together with informative access. I will need to admit which usually, I haven’t heard relating to this information. We have noticed quite a few new data for reason. Thanks plenty for giving this effective and interesting information. We are waiting pertaining to other exciting posts because of you from the nearest long run.

And, finally, my all-time favorite blog spam:

The hell they got the air on in irby for???

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